Wednesday, January 16, 2008

Brawndo!!!

It's got what plants crave!

OK FOR YELLING!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's got electrolytes!

This was one of the crazy things spouted during my stay in Corvallis with the Golds. It's from the genius movie,

Idiocracy

which was watched and quoted muchly, along with "Tonight we dine in hell

300

tomorrow, I'm thinkin' Arby's."

arbys


There was recreation of hair:




















































Mine now has a lovely bleached section in the back. Keep reading and you might catch a glimpse of it.







There was flashing:




















(Thankfully it's not really flashing. In truth Harper was kind enough to share his very large coat with me and Qacei in the coldness of the out-of-doors, something he does often enough with me to earn the name Daddy Penguin. Go here .)



There was a run in with some Mormons.

Qacei: I believe in the Flying Spaghetti Monster .

Oh, the looks on their faces when she said that. But still they persisted, even when

Harper: Sorry, you're kinda wasting your time. You're only gonna get snide comments from this group.

And still they persisted even with me and Conor struggling with giggles and

Qacei: We understand your beliefs, they just aren't our beliefs.

We were polite as can be, not like Jon, who, I hear, slammed the door in their faces once upon a time after saying "Jesus is dead."

After awhile they relented and settled on giving us the URL to their website.

There was an all night sex talk that resulted in the blowing up of a studded condom to prove to Rebecca with photographical evidence that, yes, they do come in studded form.































(This picture is so not what it looks like. I'm smiling at the boy, not the condomballoon. Oh, and see the bleach?)





All in all it was a lovely visit with deardeardear friends and wonderful boyfriend.

















4 comments:

Hippothefish said...

*manybigsmiles*

I think the all night discussion was better described as
"All four of us stayed up most of the night "discussing" sex... but it's ok, when we were playing with each other we used a condom."

Anyway.
Well written blog, my wonderful girlfriend.
;D

Randi said...

MJ - sounds like a fantastic, fun-filled, memory lasting weekend!

Your hair has grown a lot since you got it cut!

I'll be see you soon!! :) NCN!
Randi

Zenmomma said...

We loved having you guys here. Come back often.

BTW Did your mom tell you about the message i left on her voicemail? ;-)

diana(hahamommy) said...

Remember when a male states "Condoms are too small" either:
1) he's a liar (and you don't want to have sex with a liar)
--OR--
2) his penis is bigger than your head (and OW! you don't want to have sex with that!)

either way ~ RUN!