Shuffle

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and song correctly.
Multiple answers are allowed and encouraged!
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING.
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.


1. Can we call it a day? Now, would that be okay?

2. She's a rebel, she's a saint.

3. Lucky you were born so far away so we could both make fun of distance.

4. Don't give up, it's up to you to do your best, the rest is left to chance so dance your dance and sing your song

5. Hey! The streetlights all burnt out. Une annee sans lumiere.

6. Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you.

7. It's coming up, it's coming up.

8. You think you're gonna take her away with your money and your cocaine.

9. Come along with me now cuz there are things I've been dying to tell you.

10. With her high heel against the wall, kind of dancing, though not at all.

11. Shrill as a choir of children.

12. Chain, chain, chain

13. I wished I was smarter, I wished I was stronger.

14. By the rivers of Babylon, where he sat down and there he went when he remembered Zion.

15. We sent out the S.O.S. call

16. It's my turn, yeah, to figure it out

17. You named me judge the day that I was born.

18. We took a walk that night, but it wasn't the same.

19. I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds

20. What goes on in your mind?

21. Deep inside these burning buildings voices die to be heard.

22. The cuckoo in your clock had a heart attack

23. Gonna walk right through this town and laugh with a crowd of strangers chasing me.

24. You built me up with your wishing hell.

25. Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on.

26. It's alright if you love me, it's alright if you don't.

27. We met when we were in school

28. My eyes are opened wide by the way I made it through the day

29. Situation number one: it's the one that's just begun.

30. I was gonna clean my room until I got high.


I got bored, so I did thirty. I bet you can guess a couple, huh? :D

Urban Dictionary Meme

Funnn times.


Rules:
a) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
b) Post your favorite definition it gives you -- or just post the first one. (or multiple answers if it's just too funny.)
c) Tag 4 people. Leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.
d) Those people, if so inspired, should do the same.


1) Your Name?
MJ:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Michael Jordan
3. marijuana
4. mah-jong

2) Your age?
16: Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3) Your favorite drink?
Monster: The best damn energy drink ever made! Comes in Regular, Lo-Carb, Assault, and KHAOS

4) Favorite color?

Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.

5) Birthplace?
Washington: Washington is a state. No, it's not Washington, DC, you idiot. If people are talking about Washington DC, they'll say DC. That blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? Anyways, Washington is on the Pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. Some of the best bands are from Washington, not your state.

6) Month of your birth?
September: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls to wear tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

7) Where you live now?
Seattle: The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too

9) Your super power if you had super powers?
Teleport: To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

10) Best insult:
Your mom:

The way to answer a question when you're bored. "Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?" "Your mom." -------- "Hey, what are you doing this weekend?" "Your mom." ------- "Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?" "Your mom."

No one shall be tagged today. Tell me if you do it, though, so I can read it plz :D