Friday, December 25, 2009

On the Twelfth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me dancing gingerbread ...




... would-be sparkling wiggles, Powerthirst drinking, football players dancing, good old cooties shots, cool guys and explosions, Eye of the Tiger, Buffy Vs. Edward, Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.


(((Merry Christmas, Happy Hannukah, Happy Kwanza, Happy Ramadan, Happy Solstice, Happy Whatever :] )))

Thursday, December 24, 2009

On the Eleventh Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me would-be sparkling wiggles ...




... Powerthirst drinking, football players dancing, good old cootie shots, cool guys and explosions, Eye of the Tiger, Buffy Vs. Edward, Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.


(((Happy Night Before Christmas <3)))

Wednesday, December 23, 2009

On the Tenth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me Powerthirst drinking ...




... football players dancing, good old cooties shots, cool guys and explosions, Eye of the Tiger, Buffy Vs. Edward, Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Tuesday, December 22, 2009

On the Ninth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me football players dancing ...




... good old cooties shots, cool guys and explosions, Eye of the Tiger, Buffy Vs. Edward, Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Monday, December 21, 2009

On the Eighth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me good old cooties shots ...




... cool guys and explosions, Eye of the Tiger, Buffy Vs. Edward, Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Sunday, December 20, 2009

On the Seventh Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me cool guys and explosions ...




... Eye of the Tiger, Buffy Vs. Edward, mMax as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Saturday, December 19, 2009

On the Sixth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me Eye of the Tiger ...




... Buffy Vs. Edward, Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.


(Sorry about the horrible quality of this video; it was the only one I found where embedding wasn't disabled. I recommend you find a good version and watch that, too.)

Friday, December 18, 2009

On the Fifth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me Buffy Vs. Edward ...




... Max as Batman, Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Thursday, December 17, 2009

On the Fourth Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me Max as Batman ...




... Plasticville, two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Wednesday, December 16, 2009

On the Third Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me Plasticville ...




... two super spies, and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Tuesday, December 15, 2009

On the Second Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me two super spies...





... and T-Swift and a Thug Story.

Monday, December 14, 2009

On the First Day of Christmas ...

My true love gave to me T-Swift and a Thug Story...


Wednesday, December 2, 2009

NaNoWriMo

I won (!!!) NaNoWriMo for the first time ever in the three years I've done it.

Words Written: 50,160
Character Deaths: 2
Swear Words Used (by me and the characters): 29
Pieces of Halloween Candy Consumed While Writing: 11
Caffeinated Beverages: 9
Times Characters Took Control and Did Whatever They Wanted: 3
Minor Cases of Writer's Block: 3
Adopted Lines Used: 142

It was quite the month. I didn't finish my novel, but I'm at least halfway through it, which is something :D

Tuesday, December 1, 2009

What's Your Secret?

Friday, October 2, 2009

Friday Fill-Ins :]

1. I have a history of procrastination. And a future of it, too.

2. There always is something I wish I knew.

3. I'm eating (or recently ate) tea! And lots of it.

4. I seem to always be on the road.

5. So that's it, that's the answer to life, the universe, and everything.

6. Just about anything is better than nothing!

7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to Dollhouse (!), tomorrow my plans include cleaning my room and Sunday, I want to get all kinds of stuff done!

Wednesday, September 23, 2009

Happy (Late) Birthday To Me


I meant to post this on my birthday, but the month got away with me. (For the record, this is not my PostSecret.)

Sunday, July 19, 2009

Where I'm From

I am from stuffed animals, from Barbies and Windows 2000, and more books than the endless shelves can hold.















I am from the purple house with the yellow slide on the back porch, where you sit and soak up the sun in the summertime.

I am from the rose of Sharron and the rhodedendron and the cala lillies that can never be killed.

I am from bright and early Christmas mornings and quick tempers, from Papa Marty and Grandma Mary and Maiers.





















I am from the adoration of small children and alcoholism.

From "Once upon a time there was a flesh-eating zombie" and "I love you".

















I am from an ex-Catholic and science-based belief systems and worshipping nothing I can't see with my own two eyes.

I am from the home of Microsoft and great green fields and castle ruins, jambalaya and hand-picked-blackberries blackberry pie.

From the man of many laughs and many words, though the words aren't always as happy as the laughs, the little bird who brightens your day with just a smile.

I am from boxes in the basement, old jewelry, paintings of roses and fruit, and never a moment of silence. I am from tears and fights and from freedom and more love than should be able to fit in one heart.















You can find the template for this meme here.

Monday, May 25, 2009

Happy Birthday, Mommy

if there are any heavens my mother will(all by herself)have
one. It will not be a pansy heaven nor
a fragile heaven of lillies-of-the-valley but
it will be a heaven of blackred roses

my father will be(deep like a rose
tall like a rose)

standing near my

swaying over her
(silent)
with eyes which are really petals and see

nothing with the face of a poet really which
is a flower and not a face with
hands
which whisper
This is my beloved my

(suddenly in sunlight
he will bow,

& the whole garden will bow)

- e.e. cummings

Monday, April 27, 2009

Happy Birthday, Daddy

my father moved through dooms of love
through sames of am through haves of give,
singing each morning out of each night
my father moved through depths of height

this motionless forgetful where
turned at his glance to shining here;
that if(so timid air is firm)
under his eyes would stir and squirm

newly as from unburied which
floats the first who,his april touch
drove sleeping selves to swarm thier fates
woke dreamers to their ghostly roots

and should some why completely weep
my father's fingers brought her sleep:
vainly no smallest voice might cry
for he could feel the mountains grow.

Lifting the valleys of the sea
my father moved through griefs of joy;
praising a forehead called the moon
singing desire into begin

joy was his song and joy so pure
a heart of star by him could steer
and pure so now and now so yes
the wrists of twilight would rejoice

keen as midsummer's keen beyond
conceiving mind of sun will stand,
so strictly(over utmost him
so hugely)stood my father's dream

his flesh was flesh his blood was blood:
no hungry man but wished him food;
no cripple wouldn't creep one mile
uphill to only see him smile.


Scorning the pomp of must and shall
my father moved through dooms of feel;
his anger was as right as rain
his pity was as green as grain

septembering arms of year extend
less humbly wealth to foe and friend
than he to foolish and to wise
offered immeasurably is

proudly and(by octobering flame
beckoned)as earth will downward climb,
so naked for immortal work
his shoulders marched against the dark

his sorrow was as true as bread:
no liar looked him in the head;
if every friend became his foe
he'd laugh and build a world with snow.

My father moved through theys of we,
singing each new leaf out of each tree
(and every child was sure that spring
danced when she heard my father sing)

then let men kill which cannot share,
let blood and flesh be mud and mire,
scheming imagine,passion willed,
freedom a drug that's bought and sold

giving to steal and cruel kind,
a heart to fear,to doubt a mind,
to differ a disease of same,
conform the pinnacle of am

though dull were all we taste as bright,
bitter all utterly things sweet,
maggoty minus and dumb death
all we inherit,all bequeath

and nothing quite so least as true
-i say though hate wre why men breathe-
because my father lived his soul
love is the whole and more than all

- e.e. cummings

Monday, April 13, 2009

i carry your heart

i carry your heart with me(i carry it in
my heart)i am never without it(anywhere
i go you go,my dear; and whatever is done
by only me is your doing,my darling)
i fear
no fate(for you are my fate,my sweet)i want
no world(for beautiful you are my world,my true)
and it's you are whatever a moon has always meant
and whatever a sun will always sing is you

here is the deepest secret nobody knows
(here is the root of the root and the bud of the bud
and the sky of the sky of a tree called life;which grows
higher than the soul can hope or mind can hide)
and this is the wonder that's keeping the stars apart

i carry your heart(i carry it in my heart)

- e.e. cummings

Sunday, April 12, 2009

Whatchu Talkin' 'Bout, Willis?

funny pictures of cats with captions

Tuesday, March 24, 2009

Watch It. Love It.

Wednesday, March 4, 2009

One is All You Need

Took this off Steph's blog.

1. Where is your cell phone? dead
2. Your significant other? nonexistant
3. Your hair? growing
4. Your mother? here
5. Your father? there
6. Your favorite thing? people
7. Your dream last night? horrible
8. Your favorite drink? hot chocolate
9. Your dream/goal? everything
10. What room you are in? bedroom
11. Your hobby? many
12. Your fear? sleeping
13. Regrets? few
14. Where were you last night? basement
15. 15? lucky
16. Muffins? yummm
17. Wish list item? car
18. Where you grew up? Everett
19. Last thing you did? read
20. What are you wearing? clothing
21. Your TV? useful
22. Your pets? deceased
23. Friends? best
24. Your life? turbulent
25. Your mood? bad
26. Missing someone? always
27. Car? potential
28. Something you're not wearing? shoes
29. Your favorite store? Fuego
30. Your favorite color? multiple
33. When is the last time you laughed? batman :D
34. Last time you cried? stressful
35. Who will resend this? you?
36. One place that I go to over and over? MySpace
37. One person who emails me regularly? Obama
38. My favorite place to eat? Romio's
39. Why you participated in this survey? passtime
40. What are you doing tonight? Important Things(with Demetri Martin :D)

Thursday, January 15, 2009

Shuffle

Step 1: Put your music player on shuffle.
Step 2: Post the first line from the first 25 songs that play, no matter how embarrassing.
Step 3: Strike through the songs when someone guesses both artist and song correctly.
Multiple answers are allowed and encouraged!
Step 4: Looking them up on Google or any other search engine is CHEATING.
Step 5: If you like the game, post your own.


1. Can we call it a day? Now, would that be okay?

2. She's a rebel, she's a saint.

3. Lucky you were born so far away so we could both make fun of distance.

4. Don't give up, it's up to you to do your best, the rest is left to chance so dance your dance and sing your song

5. Hey! The streetlights all burnt out. Une annee sans lumiere.

6. Lying in my bed I hear the clock tick and think of you.

7. It's coming up, it's coming up.

8. You think you're gonna take her away with your money and your cocaine.

9. Come along with me now cuz there are things I've been dying to tell you.

10. With her high heel against the wall, kind of dancing, though not at all.

11. Shrill as a choir of children.

12. Chain, chain, chain

13. I wished I was smarter, I wished I was stronger.

14. By the rivers of Babylon, where he sat down and there he went when he remembered Zion.

15. We sent out the S.O.S. call

16. It's my turn, yeah, to figure it out

17. You named me judge the day that I was born.

18. We took a walk that night, but it wasn't the same.

19. I would swallow my pride, I would choke on the rinds

20. What goes on in your mind?

21. Deep inside these burning buildings voices die to be heard.

22. The cuckoo in your clock had a heart attack

23. Gonna walk right through this town and laugh with a crowd of strangers chasing me.

24. You built me up with your wishing hell.

25. Come to decide that the things that I tried were in my life just to get high on.

26. It's alright if you love me, it's alright if you don't.

27. We met when we were in school

28. My eyes are opened wide by the way I made it through the day

29. Situation number one: it's the one that's just begun.

30. I was gonna clean my room until I got high.


I got bored, so I did thirty. I bet you can guess a couple, huh? :D

Monday, January 12, 2009

Urban Dictionary Meme

Funnn times.


Rules:
a) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
b) Post your favorite definition it gives you -- or just post the first one. (or multiple answers if it's just too funny.)
c) Tag 4 people. Leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.
d) Those people, if so inspired, should do the same.


1) Your Name?
MJ:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Michael Jordan
3. marijuana
4. mah-jong

2) Your age?
16: Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3) Your favorite drink?
Monster: The best damn energy drink ever made! Comes in Regular, Lo-Carb, Assault, and KHAOS

4) Favorite color?
Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.


5) Birthplace?
Washington: Washington is a state. No, it's not Washington, DC, you idiot. If people are talking about Washington DC, they'll say DC. That blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? Anyways, Washington is on the Pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. Some of the best bands are from Washington, not your state.

6) Month of your birth?
September: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls to wear tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

7) Where you live now?
Seattle:
The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too

9) Your super power if you had super powers?
Teleport:
To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

10) Best insult:
Your mom:
The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
--------
"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
-------
"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."



No one shall be tagged today. Tell me if you do it, though, so I can read it plz :D