Thirteen Places I've Been Kissed
2. Against a wall
No foot-pop, but close enough.
3. In a hotel room
Yeah, I guess. But indoors. In a hotel. And in color.
4. In a field
Yeah. Except we weren't emo. Or scene.
5. In a gross, dirty cabin sitting on the floor
Not even close. I wouldn't kiss someone who liked the Yankees and was proud of it.
6. On a couch
Yeah, but I wasn't a slut.
7. In the back of a hearse
I'm not even kidding. Except My Chemical Romance wasn't there. Neither was a coffin.
8. At the Rocky Horror Picture Show
It was just not in the theatre. It was outside the theatre.
9. In a car
10. In a bedroom
If only it was that cute.
11. In a game of Spin the Bottle
Pretty much. Except there was a guy, no biting, no game pieces, and it wasn't Spin the Bottle, it was Spin the Can of Hairspray.