Thursday Thirteen

Thirteen Places I've Been Kissed

1. By a fire

It was nowhere near this cool.

2. Against a wall

No foot-pop, but close enough.

3. In a hotel room

Yeah, I guess. But indoors. In a hotel. And in color.

4. In a field

Yeah. Except we weren't emo. Or scene.

5. In a gross, dirty cabin sitting on the floor

Not even close. I wouldn't kiss someone who liked the Yankees and was proud of it.

6. On a couch

Yeah, but I wasn't a slut.

7. In the back of a hearse

I'm not even kidding. Except My Chemical Romance wasn't there. Neither was a coffin.

8. At the Rocky Horror Picture Show

It was just not in the theatre. It was outside the theatre.

9. In a car

I wish.

10. In a bedroom

If only it was that cute.

11. In a game of Spin the Bottle

Pretty much. Except there was a guy, no biting, no game pieces, and it wasn't Spin the Bottle, it was Spin the Can of Hairspray.

12. Sitting on a floor with a piece of ice in my mouth

I suppose . . .

13. By a huge tire

But it wasn't a tire swing. Just a tire.

And one for luck . . .

14. On a train

It just wasn't a subway train.

And we'll continue next week with thirteen places I wish I'd been kissed