1. Away in a manger, no room for a woman about to have a baby. I still say that the hotel people shoulda let her in the goddamn hotel, even if she didn't get a room.
2. Dashing through the snow, on a pair of broken skis.
3. Hark! The herald angels give off a heavenly glow. Every one knows that.
4. It's coming on Christmas morning! That's when the really good presents come.
5. When I was small I believed in Santa Claus, though I knew it was the greatest thing ever. I miss believing in Santa.
6. That Christmas magic's brought this tale to a very happy ending.
7. And as for the weekend, tonight I'm looking forward to going to see I Am Legend, tomorrow my plans include decorating my Grandma's Christmas tree and Sunday, I want to watch Christmas movies with STUN!