Monday, January 12, 2009

Urban Dictionary Meme

Funnn times.


Rules:
a) Go to urbandictionary.com and type in your answers to the following questions.
b) Post your favorite definition it gives you -- or just post the first one. (or multiple answers if it's just too funny.)
c) Tag 4 people. Leave them a comment telling them they've been tagged.
d) Those people, if so inspired, should do the same.


1) Your Name?
MJ:
1. Michael Jackson
2. Michael Jordan
3. marijuana
4. mah-jong

2) Your age?
16: Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3) Your favorite drink?
Monster: The best damn energy drink ever made! Comes in Regular, Lo-Carb, Assault, and KHAOS

4) Favorite color?
Blue: The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.


5) Birthplace?
Washington: Washington is a state. No, it's not Washington, DC, you idiot. If people are talking about Washington DC, they'll say DC. That blows your tiny little mind, doesn't it? Anyways, Washington is on the Pacific coast and our trees are better than yours because ours are big and green and yours are brown and pitiful. Some of the best bands are from Washington, not your state.

6) Month of your birth?
September: A wonderful month when the air smells sweet and the weather is perfect for the girls to wear tight little sweaters that show off their curves.

7) Where you live now?
Seattle:
The Emerald City, a gem to the Pac. Northwest. Home to the Space-needle, Bank of America tower, Key West Arena, Safeco Field, and Seahawks stadium, it is truly an up-and-coming city.

It also happens to be a haven to people with -all- interests and styles of life, as shown by another definition to Seattle.

And ohh yeah, we're smart, too

9) Your super power if you had super powers?
Teleport:
To go from one place to another without any recollection. Usually occurs after excessive alcohol has been consumed.

10) Best insult:
Your mom:
The way to answer a question when you're bored.

"Timmy, what is the world's largest continent?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, what are you doing this weekend?"
"Your mom."
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"Hey, who do you plan on making pseudo-sexual comments about?"
"Your mom."



No one shall be tagged today. Tell me if you do it, though, so I can read it plz :D

4 comments:

Steph said...

Was there a number 8?

MJ Awesomeness said...

Apparently not.
I didn't even notice that.
huh, weird.

Zenmomma said...

I played along. This one was fun.

CiaoBella! said...

Hi MJ! I'm missing you. And hope to see you this weekend. So, I did it, too. It was much more involved and time-consuming than I had anticipated. Also, I had to bleep out several words. (Nice dictionary--not!)