If I Was

Ages and ages ago I got tagged by mom to do a meme Mary created and now I've finally decided to do it.
Here goes.

If I was a punctuation mark I'd be a semi colon.

If I was a form of currency I'd be an IOU.

If I was a hallucinogen I'd be Ecstasy. I'd put holes in your brain.

If I was an element I'd be sulfur with water to create sulfuric acid.

If I was a best-selling book I'd be Stargirl.

If I was a thought I'd be passing.

If I was a way to understand love I'd be deep thought.

If I was a boot I'd be Doc Martens.

If I was a hue I'd be electric blue!

If I was a soup I'd be leek and potato.

If I was time I'd travel through myself.

If I was a drink I'd be a Sloe Comfortable Screw Up Against the Wall.

If I was a play I'd be written with you in mind.

If I was a long-distance carrier you could hear me now.

If I was this song I'd put myself on repeat.